Fire Dog 

Formerly known as the IQ crew from Circuit City. Fire Dog is a sad reincarnation of a computer repair service that failed miserably. Now, instead of just messing up your computer, they now have the ability to destroy your home theater equipment as well. If this isn't enough, they will dress in an amazingly strange combination of neon green and black. The name Fire Dog is not going to help this company either.

Check in:
Customer - "I need my computer fixed."
Fire Dog - "We can set up your home theater."
Customer - "I don't need a home theater, just a working computer."
Fire Dog - "Okay."
Check out:
Customer - "Where are all my files?"
Fire Dog - "We fixed your computer, didn't we?"
Customer - "I asked you to fix it, not restore it.
Fire Dog - "Should I care?"

Fire Dog by Michael Schmidt November 10, 2008

fire dog 

Formerly known as the IQ crew from Circuit City. Fire Dog is a sad reincarnation of a computer repair service that failed miserably. Now, instead of just messing up your computer, they now have the ability to destroy your home theater equipment as well. If this isn't enough, they will dress in an amazingly strange combination of neon green and black. The name Fire Dog is not going to help this company either.

Check in:
Customer - "I need my computer fixed."
Fire Dog - "We can set up your home theater."
Customer - "I don't need a home theater, just a working computer."
Fire Dog - "Okay."
Check out:
Customer - "Where are all my files?"
Fire Dog - "We fixed your computer, didn't we?"
Customer - "I asked you to fix it, not restore it.
Fire Dog - "Who do you think we are, Geek Squad?"

fire dog by Michael Schmidt November 11, 2008

chinese fire dog

When you jam your penis into your dogs asshole and light your hair on fire

Totally chinese fire dogged my golden retriever last night.

chinese fire dog by Laylee12 September 22, 2016

Dog fire 

when you are sad and you need something to say so you awkwardly sad "dog fire" but secretly you are sad and lonely and you really need a pop tart.

Hey bro, take a bite of this dog fire!

Dog fire by Choleo March 8, 2022

Dog fire 

A girl who dresses like they live in the early 2000s and they don’t have any real friends

Look there is Dog fire thinking she is so damn cool

Dog fire by Lmao2993 November 8, 2021

Dog On Fire 

A Bellingham computer repair place that offers a wide range of services - previously a firedog technician

DOF Tech: Hi! How can I help you today?
Customer: my computer is running slowly and I don't know why...
DOF Tech: Well, we at Dog On Fire offer services to remove viruses and spyware that often plauge a computers performance. Let me take a look at it with a free diagnostic so we can see whats going on!

Dog On Fire by Dog On Fire January 28, 2009

dog-on-fire 

The only computer repair place in this town except for geek squad (who would go there?! seriously..) that has online technical support. Plus, it's FREE!

dog-on-fire agent: Hi, welcome!
customer: hi.. I was wanting some repair work done..
dog-on-fire agent: great! I'm in the process of putting up an online calendar so you can tentativly schedule appointments. For now though just go ahead and describe the issues so we can figure out a solution.
customer: ...

dog-on-fire by Justin Vail January 25, 2009