describes a condition where a person is unable to perform simple tasks with their hands or fingers becaues they are either lazy, tired, drunk, or high. (i.e.) picking up an object that is only a couple of feet away, catching an object, dialing a phone, or texting.
(voice mail msg) Hey dude, I know you're home. So why don't you use your fat nigguh fingaz and pick up the phone!!!
A charismatic and charming individual with a decent intellect and a strange compulsion to lie. He may also be narcissistic and have a nonexistant work ethic.
The painful but satisfying art of rubbing pink batts on your johnson until it bleeds, then rubbing city stop herbals on your genitalia with the desired effect of the herbals entering your blood stream quicker and thus giving you a bigger 'herbal high'.
Oi Oi, did you hear that Boyer pulled that d grade skanger Tiffany home last night but he was quite tired so he thought he would finnaz it up so that he didnt fall asleep. It was sorta sweet because he has a really hot spicy rash on his bell end but sorta not that sweet because his aunt is coming around for her quarterly bell end inspection. In retrospect, he should have waited till tomorrow, but he reckons he couldn't wait that long. Seriously bro, I shit you not.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!