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A frat injury. An injury, to a beastly frat guy, that he suffers during a night of drinking. At the time of the Frinjury, you're like "ow that hurts." You then keep crushing, and think nothing of it.
The next morning, however, when you wake up, god help you. Not only are you in a lot of pain, but you remember the "spill" you took, or whatever caused the Frinjury. You're reaction is then "wow, that's why it feels like I shattered my knee cap," or "that bruise is the size of a country." (usually with the bruises, someone else notices, thus leading to a fratty interaction.)
The next morning, however, when you wake up, god help you. Not only are you in a lot of pain, but you remember the "spill" you took, or whatever caused the Frinjury. You're reaction is then "wow, that's why it feels like I shattered my knee cap," or "that bruise is the size of a country." (usually with the bruises, someone else notices, thus leading to a fratty interaction.)
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.