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Fumbledumble 

An embarrassing mistake made while playing the viola. More often than not, Fumbledumbles occur while playing the easiest part of the entire composition.
Teacher: "Wait, wait, stop!! Did you honestly just play an F sharp?!?"

Student: "Yes..."

Teacher: "But it's a C Major scale!!"

Together: "Oops!! Fumbledumble!!"
Fumbledumble by Wataru June 29, 2008

fimbledippling 

The act of frying the tip of one's penis in avocado oil heated to between 150 to 175 degrees Fahrenheit. Not to be confused with grundlebundling or scivvyruntling
"Honey, I think I want to try fimbledippling tonight."
"I'M COMING."
fimbledippling by EdgarAllenJoe October 10, 2018

fiddledump(s) 

when you really messed up but you are a child of God who doesn't cuss on your Christian Minecraft Server.
Brooklyn: Bro I totally failed that Spanish test.
Amanda: Broski don't even worry about it
Brooklyn: I don't even give a fiddledump(s) anymore
Amanda: Chuck it in the fiddledump it bucket
fiddledump(s) by yEeHaW_08 August 29, 2019

Mr.Fumpledump 

How Mr.fumpledump of you.
Mr.Fumpledump by El_Pablo27 October 27, 2018

Fumblegump

To become unintentionally awkward, inarticulate, or socially outmatched in front of someone one is romantically interested in—especially when perceived as naïve, inferior, or overshadowed by a more confident rival; to play the earnest fool while another man plays the hero.
“To become unintentionally awkward, inarticulate, or socially outmatched in front of someone one is romantically interested in—especially when perceived as naïve, inferior, or overshadowed by a more confident rival; to play the earnest fool while another man plays the hero.”

As a noun: “That dinner wasn’t a date—it was a full-blown fumblegump.”