Fidnum 

The process of being within deep existential reflection on Whether or not to Abandon ship; When miraculously you’re able to laugh about how absorbed and Low to High stakes a situation at hand can truly be

last week after the usual post-work cry i went on a walk, saw a really absurd billboard advertising free breast implants for housecats and texted a friend, and said Man, that has to be a sign of how Fidnum these times can get!!!!

Fidnum by the ladybug swallower August 27, 2025

Fidlum Ben 

A Fella' so low to the ground, he cant even make a decent wage for himself.

McGloin: These boys are nothing but a couple of Fidlum Bens,

Amsterdam: If I knew what in the hell that meant I'd be inclined to take offence.

Fidlum Ben by Valverde January 15, 2006

Findumum 

Beat the crap out of someone

Let's Findumum him together!!

Findumum by themasterword October 18, 2012

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016