Fidnum

The process of being within deep existential reflection on Whether or not to Abandon ship; When miraculously you’re able to laugh about how absorbed and Low to High stakes a situation at hand can truly be

last week after the usual post-work cry i went on a walk, saw a really absurd billboard advertising free breast implants for housecats and texted a friend, and said Man, that has to be a sign of how Fidnum these times can get!!!!

by the ladybug swallower August 27, 2025

Fidlum Ben

A Fella' so low to the ground, he cant even make a decent wage for himself.

McGloin: These boys are nothing but a couple of Fidlum Bens,

Amsterdam: If I knew what in the hell that meant I'd be inclined to take offence.

by Valverde January 15, 2006

Findumum

Beat the crap out of someone

Let's Findumum him together!!

by themasterword October 18, 2012