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Fiddle Fucking 

What boys be doing in bed while they girl is just trying to get some damn sleep: Ass grabbing, grinding, tryna reach down ya shorts, poking they dick all up in ya panties till ya got a wedgie, talking bout they got blue balls, saying they tired but still being all horny and handsy, and basically sealing the deal that the only pussy they getting that night is that hand and some lotion.
Scene: Boy and girl in bed after a long night and girl has an early morning at work the next day. Boy says he's tired and they say goodnight but then all the sudden his hands start roaming around girls body.

Girl (Noelle B. in this case) "HEY! I thought you were tired. Quit fiddle fucking around!"
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fiddle fuckin around 

1. to behave, proceed, or think in a confused or aimless fashion

2. having the attention diverted

3. incapable of behaving, reacting, etc., in an expected manner.

Terminology coined by Benjamin Sandor Peters, Phoenix Arizona, January 2010.

related forms:
fiddle farting
Quit fiddle fuckin around and get back to work!

Fiddlefucking

The act of Fiddlefucking can mean a number of things.

1]Wasting time
2]Messing with something (attempting to fix something, mainly hands on)
3]Performing certain sexual acts on such female.
1] Bob! Quit fiddlefucking around and lets go!
2] Im taking my car to the shop, Im tired of fiddlefucking with the spark-plugs.
3] Dude! I was so fiddlefucking Sally in the back seat of your car!
Fiddlefucking by Brandon W. July 12, 2006

Fiddlefuckin' 

N. 1. zero; 2. a person who is a complete loser.ADJ. 1. Doing absolutely nothing; Zero; Not a damn thing;2. Playing somebody or using somebody.
" He is a real Fiddlefuck"

"He was fiddlefuckin' around in the warehouse all day."

"She was fiddlefuckin' him big time."

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026