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Fiddle Fucking 

What boys be doing in bed while they girl is just trying to get some damn sleep: Ass grabbing, grinding, tryna reach down ya shorts, poking they dick all up in ya panties till ya got a wedgie, talking bout they got blue balls, saying they tired but still being all horny and handsy, and basically sealing the deal that the only pussy they getting that night is that hand and some lotion.
Scene: Boy and girl in bed after a long night and girl has an early morning at work the next day. Boy says he's tired and they say goodnight but then all the sudden his hands start roaming around girls body.

Girl (Noelle B. in this case) "HEY! I thought you were tired. Quit fiddle fucking around!"
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fiddle fuckin around 

1. to behave, proceed, or think in a confused or aimless fashion

2. having the attention diverted

3. incapable of behaving, reacting, etc., in an expected manner.

Terminology coined by Benjamin Sandor Peters, Phoenix Arizona, January 2010.

related forms:
fiddle farting

Fiddlefucking

The act of Fiddlefucking can mean a number of things.

1Wasting time
2Messing with something (attempting to fix something, mainly hands on)
3Performing certain sexual acts on such female.
1 Bob! Quit fiddlefucking around and lets go!
2 Im taking my car to the shop, Im tired of fiddlefucking with the spark-plugs.
3 Dude! I was so fiddlefucking Sally in the back seat of your car!
Fiddlefucking by Brandon W. July 12, 2006

Fiddlefuckin' 

N. 1. zero; 2. a person who is a complete loser.ADJ. 1. Doing absolutely nothing; Zero; Not a damn thing;2. Playing somebody or using somebody.
" He is a real Fiddlefuck"

"He was fiddlefuckin' around in the warehouse all day."

"She was fiddlefuckin' him big time."