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Fat Finger Small Phone syndrome
I suffer from ffsps when I try and text ….
Ffsps by Ranchcarpets December 24, 2021
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For fuck sake Sheila
Cliff. Chimneys need to be lit of they won't work.

Sheila...don't be so stupid

Cliff. FFSS
FFSS by Le Chicken January 4, 2009
Ffsp: For Fuck Sake People(S)

When talking to a group of people, it always emphasizes an exclamation if you address them as "people".
French equivalent of "les gens!" which is rather slang.

In this case, the well known swearing expression ffs becomes ffsp, for fuck sake PEOPLE!

Adding an S at the end of people is possible, although not grammatically correct. But if you're looking for a new sound way to address your mates, peopleS is definitely it.

Live with your time, for fuck sake, peopleS!
Friends: We were that close to nail it, but Rich ruined it by being a dick...
Me: Ffsp!
ffsp by TheFrenchOne April 12, 2019

ffsssttt 

a sound that solves all problems.
Girlfriend: Honey do the dishes.
Me: ffsssttt

War on drugs....ffsssttt

Getting pulled over...
Cop: Are u drunk?
Me: ffsssttt
ffsssttt by 2Fast2Ferious January 29, 2012

ffsstfuudf 

the glorious combination of ffs, stfu, you, and df.
Can be used as an independent sentence. E.g: "FFSSTFUUDF!"
ffsstfuudf by kadense April 9, 2008

tprr ffps remodels

man tprr ffps remodels are a shit idea
tprr ffps remodels by mst32 October 29, 2021
An acronym for Fine Shyt Per Scroll
Refers to the percent of huzz that appears on your social every time you scroll
i see you bro, tryna get them FSPS scores high eh?
FSPS by Sushi Papy April 6, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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