Fettuccino 

Like a cake mug, but for all your pasta needs. Just add water and pop it in the microwave.

Too late, Amazon. I’ve already patented my fettuccino.

Fettuccino by ItsOkayToCry September 25, 2019

Fatpuccino 

Instant espresso powder, cream, flavored sugar syrup and ice cubes, all mixed up in a blender. Costs hardly anything to produce, easy to make and tastes fantastic. Does make you fat though.

"Are you pregnant or is that a bear belly?"
"No, I just had to many fatpuccino's"
"So you are carrying Howard Schultz's baby?"
"Yes I know, I am to fat and I shouldn't drink all those delicious fatpuccino's"

Fatpuccino by Howard Schultz August 18, 2008

fettuccine-sized slit 

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.

Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."

fettuccine-sized slit by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

Frattuccino 

A ice blended coffee drink typically reserved for females, but permissible under the context of being a middle to upper middle class frat boy.

Frat boy 1: "Dude, I'm hung over as fuck and not ready to study."
Frat boy 2: "No worries, bro. Let's nab some Frattuccinos and head to the library."

Frattuccino by 1whogoesghetto December 5, 2015

Fettuccine 

Fettuccine is another adjective for making money. Due to its high value ingredients that are often spoken highly by rappers, (Pasta, Mayo, Chicken, etc...) fettuccine is describing your riches beyond belief.

Daeshawn: "Dam son where'd you get all that money from?"
Tyrone: "C'mon son. You know I been fettuccine chefin on the low."

Fettuccine by $Tay$ November 27, 2017

fettuccine Alfredo

When you cum in a girl, and keep fucking her until your dick is floppy and soft. Like a spaghetti.

Jon: "I totally fettuccine alfredo'd my girl last night!"

fettuccine Alfredo by Patoat August 10, 2016

Nigga Fettucine 

Sexy Nigga With much of the strength and can slurp a whole gallon of fettucine alfredo and stores it in his pussy pocket

Troy is a faggot because he doesn’t eat all of the fettucine like a nigga fettucine and he doesn’t store it in his pussy pocket because he is gay

Nigga Fettucine by ThiccNiggerMidget April 8, 2019