Festi Bat 

A Festi Bat is when a male partakes in the activity of masturbation during a music festival. Festivals are usually longer than one day although not necessarily so, as Festi Bats have been known to occur at one day festivals such as Stereosonic and Parklife.

Usually undertaken in the extreme heat of the middle of the day, the festi bat is a method of not only achieving a great deal of relief but also killing time until the point at which it becomes acceptable to once again recommence the alcohol and substance abuse that also occurred the previous day(s). Hence the Festi Bat is a valuable and multifaceted music festival tool.

The festi bat is a risky activity due to the fact that it takes place in close proximity to other festivalgoers, usually separated by only a thin piece of nylon, and would bring a great deal of embarrassment to the batsmen should he be caught or heard.

(NB: The Festi Bat is generally frowned upon by female festivalgoers and may decrease the chance of picking up that evening.)

Guy 1: Just had a festi bat, best decision I've ever made.

Guy 2: That is such a good idea, i'm going to go and have a festi bat now. Hopefully by the time I'm done we can start drinking alcohol again.

Festi Bat by knackerbags January 3, 2011

bat fest 

short way of saying batty /gay /homo

"Yo this is a straight bat fest up in hurrr"

bat fest by peroxideandnicotine October 16, 2008

festibate 

Verb.

The act of choosing to engage in festivities by ones self/lonesome, often when a social alternative is available.

Festibation is distinctly different from not being invited to social events, or not having friends to celebrate with. It is also different from simply not celebrating festivities.

The act of festibating often includes declining an invitation before engaging in festivities alone or in secrecy, sometimes without informing other persons/parties that could/would/want to participate.

A common symptom of festibation is denying that any festivities took place and lying to close friends and family that they 'forgot' or 'did not have time' to engage in said festivities.

"instead of celebrating with his friends or family, mike spent his thirtieth birthday festibating in his single player minecraft world. he positioned his six dogs in a circle around a cake and used note blocks to play happy birthday. he later lied to his friends and family, saying he 'totally forgot it was his birthday'."

"hey mike, i'm having a halloween party at my place. a lot of girls are coming you in?"
"nah bro, i think i'm gonna have a chill night and re-watch stranger things."
"dude, are you really gonna festibate this year too?"
"bro, don't say it like that..."

"bro did you see mike's insta? he's watching the new years fireworks on TV."
"yeah, i invited him to the party but he said he was busy."
"he's drinking champagne out of a mug in his apartment..."
"we love him, but he's a chronic festibator."

festibate by dsmoke420 November 30, 2023