Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog 

literally the UGLIEST DAMN DOG EVER, so gross it makes me want to throw up.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog?!"

Guy 2: *Violently combusts from disgust and pain from remembrance of that disgusting dog.

Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog by zenkurai November 17, 2021

Fernando's Pillow Mop 

Literally only a few people in the world will understand this one.

Bro Fernando's pillow mop was so funny

Fernando's Pillow Mop by JacksBigPP November 19, 2021

fernando sanchez 

A variation of the dirty sanchez, but instead of wiping your finger on the upper lip, you wipe it on their teeth, making them have shitty breath for the rest of the day.

Did you eat a shit sandwich for lunch? No, I got a fernando sanchez!

fernando sanchez by otisg March 5, 2008

Fernanda sabanero

He is a beautiful and cheerful person but sometimes very heartfelt 😘

Fernanda sabanero

Fernanda sabanero by Sakura huah November 24, 2021

Fernando Strikes Again

Similar to a goat rope (plural goat ropes) (slang) A confusing, disorganized situation often attributed to or marked by human error.

Look at that Fernando Strikes Again the environment exploded.

Fernando Strikes Again by ilikememes316 June 16, 2022

Fernando Sigmalonso

Fernando Sigmalonso, A man who has claimed the highest of achievements and recognition from Formula One, Women, and Men Alike. He is the man who Started off carrying the entire Aston Martin team on his back in 2023 and continues to be the biggest fear of East Asian lizards and Lewis Hamilton (#TeamLHIntensifies).

C: OMG! Look at that beautiful Spanish driver carrying the Aston Martin Aramco Formula One Team on his back and being a general Chad!

A: Oh!? You must be talking about

Fernando Sigmalonso!

Fernando Sigmalonso by Thewr1t3r February 3, 2024

fernandish

A completely unique dialect of English created when a native Portuguese speaker becomes immersed in English by living in the greater Boston area while still at a linguistically impressionable age, but not so impressionable so as to completely lose the original Portuguese accent. The results in the speaker simultaneously with both a Boston and Portuguese accent. The name "Fernandish" results from the name of one of the most well known speakers of this language.

When Fernanda drops R's in a sentence like a native Bostonian but also makes Portuguese sounds like "aash" and "jaow" she speaking Fernandish.

fernandish by kidchowda February 5, 2015