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Fentmogging

When you see a person on the street clearly high on fentanyl, you administer a fake narcan canister that is actually full of your own secret stuff. They will spend the rest of their short life searching for the same incredible high, but never find it. They have just been fentmogged by an average sooger.
Yeah I fentmogged him, that night was crazy
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Fentmogging by Bwaxmougger January 2, 2025
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Fundmogging 

When out of two competing fundraisers, one outshines the other. The social dominance comes from the visible difference in success of the two fundraisers.
Example 1:
Henri: "Did you see the fundraiser for that little Saracen raghead delinquent Nahel Merzouk's grandmother and the one for the police officer who shot him? The officer raised €1,600,000 while the little brat's family only got €200,000."
Albert: "Hon hon hon! Get fundmogged!"

Example 2:
Marine Daniel Penny was accused of killing mentally-ill hoodlum Jordon Neely on a subway train. Daniel and Jordon's families each had their own fundraiser. Daniel raised $3,000,000 but Jordon only got $150,000, in a watershed case of fundmogging.
Fundmogging by Trungisplat October 8, 2023
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FartMogging by TheFartMogger July 14, 2026
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Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
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"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
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