1. noun: David, an impostor, also a liar, thief and falsifier. Also see: Ms Diane
2. Pronoun: A claimer of dominance, but mearly a follower.
3. Verb: Wishabe. wish it was a girl, but to cowardly to become one.
4. noun: Failure. Makes many claims and fails miserably to show evidence when confronted for the truth. Coward. Ignores those who demand to know the truth, and calls those who know it liars
Ms Diane: David is my ex-husbands name, not mine.
Ms Diane: I'm a post-op hermaphrodite
A bullshitter to the max, she tells others her lies, gets them to believe her, then turns around and downgrades them to others. She/He also changes his/her chat nickname to try to elude the truth about her/himself.
Uses names like femmdyke_'##', femmdyke'##', mistress_femmdyke'#', and more as she tries to hide her/himself and the truth. Normally in a chat room a Dominant 'Capitalizes' (ie. 'MistressDominatrix')there nick and submissives leave them in small lettering (ie. asubmissive').
"Being a Foxy ANATOMICAL CORRECT A-Sexual Hermaphrodite GG,LESBIAN!"
(how is that possible?, to be a A-Sexual Hermaphrodite GG)
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.