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fizzlesticks 

when you make a mistake, or in place of an explicit.
1. Is that a nail in your hand? I think it is, fizzlesticks!
fizzlesticks by AsianFaLyf February 21, 2009

Fetzelstick 

Describing a dumb person, an insult.
"You're such a fetzelstick, you failed the test."
Fetzelstick by Miyamou September 26, 2018

Fizzlestick 

A guy that lures women to his apartment based on stories of his monster cock, when he's truly hung like a young child.
After racing to his apartment to experience the enormous cock he'd spoke of, she realized 9moment his pants hit the floor tha g he was nothing more than a fizzlestick.
Fizzlestick by Bugleboy June 13, 2016

Fizzlestick 

A (dick) when a man has (jacked off) too much and it has started to (tingle)
Sorry I have to go to the doctors and fix my fizzlestick
Fizzlestick by Yellah May 8, 2019

Fetzelstick 

Fetzelstick , someone who is completely useless to where words cannot describe them, dumber than a fat pretzel stick.
Mary: "Whats Obama's last name?"
John: "You're such a god damn fetzelstick"
Fetzelstick by Miyamou September 26, 2018
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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