Feeces

Very expensive poop.

Person 1: Why don't you just drop a chumbler right here?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm rich now, I only drop that feeces

Feeces by Chunkmastarr January 15, 2026

pocket feces

In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.

Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?

Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.

pocket feces by sciflyer.25 May 6, 2014

faecesbook 

Faecesbook serves many useful functions:

1) it allows people you don't give a rats ass about and wouldn't speak to if you passed them in the street the chance to bore you with every banal detail or their uneventful lives because both you and they have joined in some global "friends" arms races based on numbers of people you've clicked a link for but don't really know or care about

2) it allows you to make even more of a fool of yourself by posting updates and photos of all the oh so clever and funny stuff you did while blind drunk. The kind of thing you'd rather your parents/boss/colleagues/beloved aunt never knew about - except now they will, and probably before you've even came round, because you've "friended" them all on Faecesbook

3) it allows you to look really pathetic by updating your status to "in a relationship with someone I've actually spoke to in real life" after last night's drunken one-nighter only for them to publicly dump you before breakfast.

4) it allows Faecesbook to micro-examine the details of your life and sell all that information on to anyone willing to pay for it. Do you really like being marketed to? Tell Faecesbook what you had for breakfast!

5) it allows some frazzle haired dork who couldn't get laid at Harvard the chance to become a billionaire - and all off the information you so willingly hand over to his sprawling faeces-pumping empire.

Add me to the list of people you barely know on Faecesbook

Find me on Faecesbook

Add shit to my Faecesbook wall

faecesbook by go-faecesbook-yourself November 6, 2011

towel feces 

It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.

Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?

Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!

Mom: What?!

Niggato: you'll never catch me

Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow

towel feces by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017

Feeesh

An absolute beer burner of a gathering between gentlemen.

Chundy, Chumbler, Meat Neck, and Cheddar had an absolute Feeesh last night.

Feeesh by ChundyChumbler July 5, 2021

DooDoo Feces 

Michael Jackson's go-to synonym for the bodily brown that all humans produce, DooDoo Feces is a lighter, more casual take on the notorious Number Two - a shitty substitution for any situation.

Dad: "I yanked my denims off, and there they were, speckled on my thighs-"
Son: "What was there?"
Dad: "Well, Son, it was none other than your dear old Dad's DooDoo Feces."

Guy 1: "Hey broh, wanna go out and tame some strange?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lemme just quick spray some DooDoo Feces."

DooDoo Feces by StrangerInDanger May 14, 2018

untruthful flexible container of feces 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

untruthful flexible container of feces by Telephony May 4, 2013