Fedock

noun - an impressive sized, semi-erect penis. Often coupled with the unfortunate loss of erection at the slightest change in friction, momentum, rhythm, temperature, thoughts, weather, sounds, smells, or amount of body hair.

Verb - To lose an erection for no apparent reason, leaving the possessor and his chosen partner confused and infuriated.

(Bro #1) - "Dude, I was having sex with Sarah last night, and all the sudden I got whiskey dick."
(Bro #2) - " But you were the designated driver last night, you didn't even drink, right?"
(Bro #1) - "Not a drop, freaking weird right?"
(Bro #2) - "Dude, you didn't get whiskey dick, you have a Fedock, You Fedocked! hahahaha"

by FapCatting September 5, 2013

Fedork

A noun meaning a person who is wearing or often wears a fedora.

oh my god, look at that fedork. I bet he's looking at a meme on his phone right now.

by eko gkl November 4, 2013

fedorkoed

When someone butts into a conversation half way through, and annoys the living fuck out of the participants.

That dude totally fedorkoed you!

by Kratosxerxes July 25, 2014

Feiock

Someone who is a part of the prestigious Eagan High School Wind Ensemble. More importantly, this person capitilizes on synergy and the eye of the tiger to successfully complete 5k's on the ultimitely prestigious Eagan Cross Country Team

Graham: I need someone to really unleash the beast on this course.

Feiock: If you let me run this varsity race, I'll give up Drillin' Ms Gillen for a whole year!

Graham: Good, That's exactly the sacrifice I need from A real Runnin Cat!

by Sir Thamos October 31, 2011

fedorkable

Someone who is a dork, wears a fedora and is adorable. If not a dork fedorable

Patrick Stump is so freaking fedorkable!!!

by panicatthefalloutboy November 22, 2015

Fudock

(adj.) (pronounced "fa-doo-k") Something or someone that is either stuipid, weird or both.

Combination of the word 'fuck' in english, and the hebrew slang 'dafook' (דפוק) fucked up.

Example 1:
James (to ronni): i took your phone
Ronni: what are you doing? You are fudock?! What are doing? (Repeat the "what are you doing twice").

Example 2:
Steve: the party last night was lame and every one was angry. It was fudock.

by 1313joshua May 16, 2014

fedonk

The act of slapping someone with a penis or a dildo, especially when the slap leaves a cock-shaped red mark on the victim's face.

Nobody touches me in the shower anymore because they know it will get them fedonked.

by Fancy Pants September 3, 2004