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Fudock

(adj.) (pronounced "fa-doo-k") Something or someone that is either stuipid, weird or both.

Combination of the word 'fuck' in english, and the hebrew slang 'dafook' (דפוק) fucked up.
Example 1:
James (to ronni): i took your phone
Ronni: what are you doing? You are fudock?! What are doing? (Repeat the "what are you doing twice").

Example 2:
Steve: the party last night was lame and every one was angry. It was fudock.
by 1313joshua May 16, 2014
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fucockted

adj. (foo-cock-ted) An object that has been misaligned, bent or otherwise has become askew. This word is a combination with the word fucked and cockeyed.
1. Your axle is fucockted!
2. When Tom pulled his lollypop out of Shirley's butthole, it was fucockted.
3. The flag pole was fucockted in the high wind storm.
by KTex March 5, 2007
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Fudeck

It's an alternative to "pwned" or "f***ed".
Basically it's an anagram of "F***ED". Since it's in past tense (the way it is used most often)it comes in very handy in conversations.
It can be pronounced as "FUDD-DECK"
1.
Noob: Every time I play this game I get my ass fudeck by the AI!
H4X0R: NOOB!

2.
Man: AHHH! I got so much work to do!
Morgan Freeman: You're fudeck!

3.
Cartman: Kyle stop humping my cat! Get off Mr.Kitty you dirty jew!!!
Stan: This is pretty fudeck right here.
by RedW0Lf May 7, 2009
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FUDONK

To be happy or to share happiness with someone
He went and gave her a fudonk birthday kiss on the cheek.
by POOPERDOODLE May 9, 2007
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FudUcks

What a certain mainstream delivery company SHOULD be named.
I'm sick of how poorly FudUcks treats its contractors/ISPs. I think I'll see what brown can do for me...
by PunkleBingo June 2, 2018
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fucocked

My computer is totally fucocked.
by Grammar Hero September 12, 2009
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Fedock

noun - an impressive sized, semi-erect penis. Often coupled with the unfortunate loss of erection at the slightest change in friction, momentum, rhythm, temperature, thoughts, weather, sounds, smells, or amount of body hair.

Verb - To lose an erection for no apparent reason, leaving the possessor and his chosen partner confused and infuriated.
(Bro #1) - "Dude, I was having sex with Sarah last night, and all the sudden I got whiskey dick."
(Bro #2) - " But you were the designated driver last night, you didn't even drink, right?"
(Bro #1) - "Not a drop, freaking weird right?"
(Bro #2) - "Dude, you didn't get whiskey dick, you have a Fedock, You Fedocked! hahahaha"
by FapCatting September 5, 2013
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