FedSex

When you are promised sex at noon, but you don't actually get it until more like 8 pm.

Dude 1: How was your nooner today?

Dude 2: Dude, it was totally FedSex, I'm not getting laid until tonight...

by seeker0075 February 13, 2010

FedSex

For when you really need it over night.

Dude I haven't been laid in weeks, I really need some Fedsex.

by alteclansing00 April 03, 2010