FedSex

When you are promised sex at noon, but you don't actually get it until more like 8 pm.

Dude 1: How was your nooner today?

Dude 2: Dude, it was totally FedSex, I'm not getting laid until tonight...

by seeker0075 February 13, 2010

FedSex

For when you really need it over night.

Dude I haven't been laid in weeks, I really need some Fedsex.

by alteclansing00 April 3, 2010

fredsexual

When u are in deep love with Fred Weasly.

Someone:Hey who what’s your type or lover

Me:oh I’m fredsexual’

by Fred’s Wifey December 27, 2020

Fredsexual

Being totally and utterly in love with Fred Weasley

Julia: I’m in love with Fred Weasley.
Olivia: That means your Fredsexual!!

by Hpfan:))))))) December 28, 2020

FedEx Pope

The absolute worst character to ever appear on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." His holiness is nothing more than a guy wearing a crappy white bathrobe and a FedEx box on his head. He is cruelly subjected to shame and ridicule by Conan with his every appearance on the show.

The FedEx Pope even makes the character Mansy look cool.

by Mansy April 24, 2007

Ship it like fedex

When you ship two characters (typically from cartoons/anime) so hard that you have to mention the shipping service, fedex to add extra emphasis on the pair you are shipping.

-person is watching something with a friend-
Person1:"Whoa! that was good, especially the part with frank and tina!"
Person2:"Yeah I totally ship it."
Person1:"really?"
Person2:"Yeah man I ship it like fedex!"

by ThatOneAnimeFan June 16, 2016

Femsexual

Femsexual is a sub-category of pansexuality. It is similar to pansexuality in all aspects, only you are attracted to those of the feminine and occasionally androgynous gender in contrast to being attracted to all genders.

For instance, you can be attracted to all races, sexes, body types, eye colors, etc. so long as they are feminine or androgynous.

Attraction to those of the androgynous gender doesn't happen often unless said androgynous person is more so feminine than masculine.

"Yeah, I'm femsexual. Sort of like pensexual, but exclusively to feminine dudes and chicks."

by cynxcity September 12, 2011