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The beauty that Lee Felix’s, a member of the boy group Stray Kids, freckles. It is a contraction of Felix and freckles.
I love feckles.
I want to see feckles
Feckles by Felix’s favorite simp November 16, 2020
Ugly freckles that diminish a person's looks instead of enhancing them.
Damn these feckles. They’re gatekeeping me from being a 5.
Feckles by blobofhuman July 16, 2026

hot freckles 

Code word for Herpes
Guy #1, "Damn, Brittany's pretty hot."
Guy #2, "I'd stay away from that, she's got hot freckles."
hot freckles by Hot Lunch May 11, 2016

Screen Freckles

The little dried pieces of flegm, mung, snot, and boogers on one's computer screen from continuous coughing without covering one's mouth.
Dude, I can hardly read this Urban Dictionary definition because of all your damned screen freckles!
Screen Freckles by bukowsky January 5, 2010

fuckless fuck

An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.
It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.
fuckless fuck by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

fuckless wonder 

A sad nickname for an aging person who has reached that final pathetic plateau when they can no longer fuck.
Let’s get outta here before that fuckless wonder over there comes over and tries to hustle us.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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