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Feburary 5 

On February 5 You can beat you friends ass hard. Whenever you desire to.
If you are a male's and it's your birthday then you are will be a great Playboy.
Aah ! ma ass why god.
You know what it's FEBURARY 5 !
Feburary 5 by SussybakaBOI March 19, 2023

February 5 

The best people were born on this day.
It’s February 5
Ohh if this day hadn’t come the world would be terrible
February 5 by nini$ October 20, 2019

February 5 

If you were born on February 5, you know what you want, and you get it! Don’t EVER mess with someone born on this date they are most likely the creepiest of the friend group. A person born on this date is also prettiest.
You were born on February 5? Oh I won’t mess with you!
February 5 by Khloeisdabest January 13, 2020

february 5 

a day to specifically celebrate crackhead energy bitches
"my birthday's February 5!"
"oh. so u a crackhead bitch?"
february 5 by fentywhore October 15, 2019

February 5 

if you're born that day youre officially a BIG DICK BOY
oh he was born february 5. they must have a nine incher.
February 5 by shar3728 October 15, 2019

February 5 

This day is where we celebrate our pet curing our depression! Now get your lazy self and spend more time with your pet!
Dog:woof woof *licks owners tears*

*owner giggles*

Owner:can't wait for February 5th!
February 5 by Oopsksks February 3, 2020