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facestab

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When a french douchebag kills you instantly by swinging a small knife in your face.
"WTF? WTF? WTF? THAT AFRICAN SPY BULLSHIT JUST FACESTABBED ME"
facestab by African Jezus February 6, 2009

facestalk 

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To look at pictures, read profile information, and/or repeatedly check the status of an individual on facebook. This person can range from a good friend to someone who you have never actually met.
I was facestalking, and I found out that girl I met last night has a boyfriend.
facestalk by John Ryan Smith March 30, 2007

facestalk 

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To stalk someone using the social networking site, Facebook.
"Have you met her?"
"No, but I totally facestalked her for a while."
facestalk by icy118 August 26, 2007

Facestalk 

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Doc was facestalkin that bitch for like 3 months
Facestalk by Pete06 April 7, 2008

Facestalking 

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Using the website facebook to stalk someone by repeatedly checking thier profile page to see their status, relationship status, pictures and who they have been speaking to. You know you have a serious problem with facestalking when you click on who they have been talking to, only to find that only their friends can view their profile. Obviously you cannot add them as this will become suspicious to the person you are stalking. This leaves you angry that you cannot complete your stalking mission.
Talking on facebook chat
Me: Yo
Dan: Yo, cant really chat, i only logged in quickly to see what becky is upto. She chattin to some guy called shaun but i cant see his profile. ffs this is pissing me off big time.
Me: Dude you need some help with your facestalking problem.
Facestalking by <<Chris>> February 24, 2009

facestalking 

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Using facebook.com to stalk people. Not really stalk, stalk used loosely, as in, to look around at people and browse the site. 'stalking' is used because facebook.com has become increasingly reveiling about people, giving almost anyone the ability to stalk anyone else by just browsing the site.
Me: Hey Jane, whats up?
You: Nothin, just facestalking.
facestalking by ofarrell30 March 15, 2007
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