Fauxvid 19

When celebrities who want to restart their career claim to have had Covid 19 without any supporting medical evidence

Lena Dunham had Fauxvid 19

Fauxvid 19 by kapweeng August 2, 2020

Fauxvid-19 

A medical syndrome in which the patient develops symptoms identical to Covid-19, eg sore throat, coughing, fever.

Patient later tests negative for Covid-19

Fauxvid-19 can be caused by other cold and flu viruses, or can be a case of hypochondria.

Also known as Fauxronavirus and SARS-Faux-V-2.

Oh man I felt so unwell and was worried that I had Covid-19. But luckily it just turned out to be Fauxvid-19.

Fauxvid-19 by Moccodile December 24, 2021

Fauxvid-19 

Side effects felt after getting a COVID-19 vaccine.

Got the vaccine and am glad to be back in the swing of things after a short bout of fauxvid-19.

Fauxvid-19 by just-a-thought April 20, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004