Definitions by kapweeng
Fauxvid 19
When celebrities who want to restart their career claim to have had Covid 19 without any supporting medical evidence
Lena Dunham had Fauxvid 19
Fauxvid 19 by kapweeng August 2, 2020
Van Dyke
A picture of a penis, known colloquially as a "dick pic"
It's most sarcastic use is of sending a publicity still of the actor Dick Van Dyke to a friend - you did indeed send a picture of a Dick. However, this can be best used when moaning to a friend (in polite society) when you have become the unwilling recipient of a picture of an actual penis.
It's most sarcastic use is of sending a publicity still of the actor Dick Van Dyke to a friend - you did indeed send a picture of a Dick. However, this can be best used when moaning to a friend (in polite society) when you have become the unwilling recipient of a picture of an actual penis.
It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30
Something to shout at males (usually) who exhibit creepy stalker-like behaviour around women (usually). This sleazy voyeuristic behaviour tends to happen in places and cultures where everyday interaction between the sexes is limited, actively encouraging the hunter/prey dynamic (following women, cat-calling, peeping tom behaviour, even assault). Frustrated males resort to even using technology to spy on females (telephoto lenses, mobile phones, drones etc), all the while blaming women for "limiting the supply of sex" or simply "asking for it!"
I see you leering at me and snapping pictures with your phone! It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 - it's YOU!
It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 by kapweeng April 14, 2018
elbow ho
(Noun) a person who find him/herself doing favours for a person they don't personally know (usually through the internet)