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Fauxvid-19 

A medical syndrome in which the patient develops symptoms identical to Covid-19, eg sore throat, coughing, fever.

Patient later tests negative for Covid-19

Fauxvid-19 can be caused by other cold and flu viruses, or can be a case of hypochondria.

Also known as Fauxronavirus and SARS-Faux-V-2.
Oh man I felt so unwell and was worried that I had Covid-19. But luckily it just turned out to be Fauxvid-19.
Fauxvid-19 by Moccodile December 24, 2021
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Fauxvid-19 

Got the vaccine and am glad to be back in the swing of things after a short bout of fauxvid-19.
Fauxvid-19 by just-a-thought April 20, 2021

Fauxvid 19

When celebrities who want to restart their career claim to have had Covid 19 without any supporting medical evidence
Lena Dunham had Fauxvid 19
Fauxvid 19 by kapweeng August 2, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008