faunch 

Faunch: verb, meaning to rage and storm, to fight against fate. "Faunching at the bit" implies waiting in nervous agitation and impatience, like a wild horse that is fighting against a harness. Probably derives from Irish "fonn taodach" - to quote Daniel Cassidy's book, "How the Irish Invented Slang" (p.139) "an impulsive frame of mind, jittery excitation, a fierce humor", taodach meaning "excited, fidgety, quick-tempered." (Cassidy's entry was not defining "faunch", but "fantod." I made the leap myself.

I was faunching at the bit to drive my uncle's new Mustang.

faunch by The Real Deej January 12, 2008

faunch 

To be faunched is to experience the sensation of mild discomfort, annoyance, and disgust that one commonly feels when a large and determined dog is sniffing one's perineum, or taint. This particular combination of feelings is commonly experienced in social settings, with unpleasant or needy attention from another person.

"That creeper at the bar last night faunched all over Gwen- I hope she didn't get drunk enough to go home with him."

faunch by maddierose August 3, 2012

Faunch 

Faunch is a very distinct fragrance.its a raunchy kind of funk.i suppose some substances such as toe jam can be referred to as faunch.

you should take a bath, you've got a whole new kind of faunch.

Faunch by Cody-Joe June 13, 2017

Fauchovah's Witness 

A member of the Covidian sect of cultish apologists who fervently adhere to the teachings and mandates of the one and only true Fauchovah.

"Do NOT confuse Fauchovah's Witnesses with JWs."

"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"

Fauchovah's Witness by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023

Fauchovah 

The omniscient & omnipotent deity, who becomes man who becomes super god, and ultimately inspires, leads, & controls the minds & combined will of his Covidian religious cult followers.

Like any god, he retains absolutely no accountability because good outcomes are due to his gracious benevolence while undesired consequences result from his purging crucible or fully-merited sanctions.

“I’m not feeling well with a symptom that could be from any ailment listed in any of all the world’s medical journals & blogs.”

“Praise Fauchovah!”

Fauchovah by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 22, 2023

Fanched 

Getting a school iPad whiped for inappropriate use

Damn dude, I just got Fanched for playing games in class.

Fanched by Starboiiiii March 13, 2017

Fanchon 

-Free. Freedom. Free one.

-In Teutonic the meaning of the name Fanchon is: Free.
-Fanchon is a French baby name

-The parents named their child Fanchon.
-Fanchons enjoy a life of liberty and personal rights.

Fanchon by SushiLuv January 17, 2015