Fattrid

A male or female who fits into both categories of "fat" and horrid".

I vomited up my spaghetti when the fattrid male walked by in a bikini!

by See-Stars November 14, 2010

Fartridge

The name given to a ventriloquist-like nocturnal expulsion of rectal gass (sleep farting) which flutters from between the gluteus maximus, mimicking the sound of a small bird taking off somewhere in the room, causing ones bed partner to jump out of bed and start searching the room for the trapped song bird.

Have your fartridges gone to roost for the night dear, or will they be fluttering around the room tonight?

by surfer91919 January 28, 2021

fattrick

The act of having sex with three different fat girls during the course of one night.

Nicholas was shit faced and had sex with three different fat girls: he started out with Wilma and Helga. He finished the fattrick with Bertha.

by rambler69 September 4, 2011

Fatridiction

When female genitals (Vagina) or breasts are so large they become sickly unattractive.

Ew! Her boobs are bigger than my torsoe! What a Fatridiction

by lKing May 15, 2014

fatbridge

to be girthy in size

My dick is fatbridge

by hobo stew January 13, 2009

Fartridge

Part Fart, Part Partridge. Easy to see which end is which.

"It's Part Fart, Part Partridge. You could put this Fartridge on your mantleshelf, or striaght into the incinerator, Larry." (Bob Mortimer)

by Parp. September 8, 2009

Fattributes

When a woman's boobs get bigger as she does.

"Man, she's gotten big."
"Yeah, and she didn't even get the fattributes to go with it."

by Tiggums October 16, 2008