Fatatron

We found the fattest thing in the universe! It's known as "fatatron." And goes by other names "fatron" "fatty" and "coltron". He's so fat that he puts the earth put of orbit. Everytime he sneezes it causes earthquakes.

"Look at that fatatron!"

Fatatron by Publisher of fatatron August 24, 2022

Fatstrong 

Weight-training enthusiasts who are simultaneously fat and strong. Fatstrongs are often, but by no means exclusively, powerlifters obsessed with the Big 3 Lifts (bench, squat, and deadlift). They look with scorn upon those who have such goals as pleasing aesthetics, mobility, or walking up a flight of stairs without hyperventilating.

In the mind of the fatstrong, every conceivable physical goal can be achieved through more squats and oats. They are oblivious to their own bulging bellies, horrific posture, and anathema to women. Medial deltoids not growing? Do more deadlifts. Calves too small? More deadlifts. Pencil neck? More deadlifts. 30% bodyfat? More deadlifts and oats.

Ideally the fatstrong should sport a shaved head and jaunty goatee. While frequently intelligent outside the gym, the fatstrong exhibits a body dysmorphia (aka bigorexia) comparable to the fat chick who thinks she's gorgeous and men are just 'intimidated' by her.

Any mod on any powerlifting forum. Many fatstrongs can also be found on sites like bodybuilding.com and t-nation.com. They can be identified through the following question:

Q: "Hey, I've been following a basic program of compound lifts for a year now. My (any body part) is lagging though. What isolation exercises should I do for (body part)?"

Fatstrong A: "LOL! PHAGGOT! WHY DO U WANT TO BUILD THAT? JUST SQUAT U FCKIN PUSSY! COME BACK WHEN U WEIGH 250 AND R PULLIN 5 PLATES."

Fatstrong by CAPSLOCK HUSTLA August 5, 2013

fagatron

Megatron's gay brother or just a real annoying prick

Shut up you fagatron

fagatron by slimmy89 December 31, 2009

mega fagatron 

The security guard at your local public library.

security guard-"Hey. There's no smoking by this ashtray"

you-"Wow your a mega fagatron."

mega fagatron by lucian illusion February 5, 2009

Fagatron Prime 

King of the faggots

mr. smith is such a fagatron prime!

Fagatron Prime by dj balls April 13, 2012

Fagatron 5000 

A machine that turns any random bystander into a fag. Manufactured by Sony.

Guy 1: Hey bro, what happened to John?
Guy 2: Oh man, John got hit by the Fagatron 5000. Now he's a fag.
Guy 1: Damn it, I wanted to hang out with him soon.

Fagatron 5000 by SpookLuc:) May 24, 2016

Fagatron

Megatron's less popular gay brother.

Megatron: Hey Fagatron go get me a beer.
Fagatron: Do you want me to come over there and kick your derriere?
Megatron: Wow, your the gayest.

Fagatron by Adam Duguay April 2, 2008