Fat Tired 

When you eat such a large quantity of food that you dont want to do anything that takes effort

After I came home from the buffet I was fat Tired

Fat Tired by Overthinkingit September 20, 2017

Fat Tire 

An amber ale brewed by New Belgium Brewing Company of Fort Collins, Colorado.

"Gimme a Fat Tire!"
"That'll be $6.00."
"Damn, I wish I lived in Colorado."

Fat Tire by James November 11, 2004

Fat Tire 

A Fat Tire is when you are with a fat bitch and instead of banging her in her pussy you do her in her bellybutton. This may or may not be intentional; sometimes she is just too fat and you just can't find the right hole, but there are occasions that you knowingly stick it in her bellybutton because it feels good or you are too embarrassed to stick it in her pussy.

The first documented instance of this act taking place occurred on April 6, 2009 at John Barleycorn's pub in Schaumburg IL.

There was no way in hell I was going to bang her so I gave her a Fat Tire instead.

Fat Tire by COCOPAHA April 7, 2009

fat tire 

when you lick someones butt hole while there is a little piece of poo sticking out.

would you rather fat tire somebody or dry hump your mom for ten minutes?

fat tire by Timeout Tent July 19, 2010

Belgium Fat Tire

Getting pine tar, putting it on the tip of your penis, have a girl suck it, after you cum in her mouth, the pine tar and cum give off the smell of tires.

Fred: "Is a Belgium Fat Tire a good idea for a first date?"
Mother: "What the fuck is that?"

Belgium Fat Tire by Patel Richardson June 4, 2010

Fat Tire Homo 

Someone who has an unhealthy relationship with fat tire beer while having the urge to butch up to his friends by sharing exploits of hunting and fishing trips with friends nobody else knows.

Also abbreviated as FTH before a person's name as a descriptor.

Greg is such a fat tire homo. Did you see what that fat tire homo Greg brought to the party?

Fat Tire Homo by FTH GREG June 8, 2010

fat tire bicycle 

Its a combined definition of fat tire and bicycle. Fat tire is a fat chick that you bang in the belly button. and a bicycle is a slut. So a fat tire bicycle is a slut that is fat and you don't wanna fuck her pussy so you stick it in her bellybutton.

Your mom is my fat tire bicycle.

fat tire bicycle by The-effin'-man January 26, 2010