Fat Sweats

The act of being fat and sweating profusely without any sort of exertion/and or just thinking about hard work, or food.

Junior started getting fat sweats while sitting on his fat ass, thinking about how to deep throat a corn dog.

by NickyLee October 20, 2011

fat nigga sweating

A hunky nigga that sweats vigorously.

damn look at that fat nigga sweating he even shat himself

by micky bùble March 9, 2021

Sweater Fat

When an individual wears many layers of clothing to stay warm from the winter frost and ends up looking bulky.

Wil: "Damnnn..did Sarah gain weight?"

Kate: "No, that's just her sweater fat."

by katexblonde December 8, 2010

sweater fat

when you buy a sweater that is too big for your actual size
thus giving you a lot of extra cloth
producing the effect that you have a lot of fat

when you actually have sweater fat

Person 1: "Dude go do some jump ropes"
Person 2: " ugh..it's annoying with all this sweater fat"

by Our Twig November 22, 2010

sweating like a fat man in a cake shop

Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved

Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

Sweating like a fat chick at a disco

Sweating heavily.
:D.

Lad1:I just ran a marathon
Lad2:Sweating like a fat chick at a disco?

by DoIt4theLulz. August 16, 2009

sweating like a fat girl's crack

To describe profuse sweating

Man, I had the tds at work yesterday and was sweating like a fat girl's crack

by Rory1984 January 2, 2007