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Fat Ed is the largest man in the universe. Everyone fucks his Mom very violently and don’t forget, he’s dangerous and very, very fat.
“LOOK OUT! ITS FAT ED COMING TO EAT ALL THE FOOD!
Fat Ed by g59PLÄGUEg59 December 26, 2020

fat boy merc-ed 

To eat in a manner that could be considered an act of War.
I fat boy merc-ed a taco bell quesadilla in a way that could be considered a war crime in 37 countries.
fat boy merc-ed by Coyote Havoc July 26, 2024
a person who is emotionally or physically scarred and is turned gay by his experiences.
(observing two dudes kissing) Damn, those fat eddies are grossing me out.
fat eddie by Timmy K May 2, 2004

fat eddy 

a grotesquely large male whom enjoys the constant consumption of highly saturated foods, etc. butter, grease, bacon.

he is usually found at local food vending outlets etc. your local macdonalds.
"jesus christ fat eddy, you a huge bitch"
fat eddy by UBER KEEN WOOT LORD September 1, 2008

A Fat Edgar 

1. A fat whore who sleeps with married men and sales drugs and his body.

2. A fat slut that can't get any.
A fat edgar may and can be your brother, or sister ?
A Fat Edgar by 19970926188108 March 28, 2011

Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III

a man who has many names and is the ultimate insult.
man, you are being such a fucking Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III. i cant believe you.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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