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Fat Burrito 

An excessively large penis, usually attached to someone of hispanic heritage.
Jake lusted after Josés huge, fat burrito.
Fat Burrito by Fuck Sally. June 10, 2018

Fat-man Burrito 

When a sweaty fat man sits on a burrito and someone finds it later and eats it.
Dude I was eating a burrito earlier and found out it was a Fat-man burrito.
Fat-man Burrito by Lulu6262 March 6, 2010

Fat-man Burrito 

A tortilla that a large man uses as a sweat towel, then is later stuffed with the traditional toppings of a bean burrito and fed to someone else.
Douchebag guy: Bahaha! your eating a fat-man burrito!

Guy eating burrito: Wtf!
Fat-man Burrito by gary696969 March 6, 2010

2 fat Mexicans 1 burrito 

A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.
Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito

Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days