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term used to identify a complete waste of space/life/time. Combination of the words "fuck" and "waste" or "fucking waste".

Tom: You know Jack does nothing but sit on his ass all day and browse the internet!
James: Yeah, he's a total faste of space!

example 2:

Jack: Man browsing the internet all day is a total faste of time!

example 3:

Living in your parents' home past the age of 30 is a faste of life.

faste by Jay McCrapper January 6, 2006

Words you can keep

the fastest growing army

Greg, the fastest growing army on YouTube and the world, is lead by none other than Danny Gonzalez. Also, don't look this up again, this is the ONLY TIME.

Person 1: Hey, are you a part of Greg, the fastest growing army of all?

Person 2: Hell yeah! Of course.

the fastest growing army by gamer_124 December 29, 2018

fastest growing army on youtube

did you mean: greg

Me: what is the fastest growing army on youtube?
Google: did you mean: greg

fastest growing army on youtube by emthenarwhal1 April 22, 2019

The Fastest Growing Army On YouTube

Greg (Danny Gonzalez fan base)

Greg is widely known for being the fastest growing army on not just YouTube, but on the whole internet.

The fastest growing army on YouTube is Greg

The Fastest Growing Army On YouTube by Truly Greg Forever June 17, 2021

fastest growing army

did you mean greg

greg is the fastest growing army

fastest growing army by yoashaly June 3, 2019

Faite Williams

The BEST and most UNSTOPPABLE basketball player on the planet.

Did you see the PVAMU game last night, Faite Williams scored 500 points

Faite Williams by SomTingWongWitPussy April 19, 2020

Fastest growing army on the internet

Greg. Clearly the best army to be conceived. Brilliantly named for a strong army. Logang and Jake paulers shake when they hear this name. Greg has recently made an alliance with the little stinkers. The genius leader Danny also insists you not to look up the fastest growing army on the internet.

Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet, don’t look that up.

Fastest growing army on the internet by GregoryGonzales February 8, 2020

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026