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term used to identify a complete waste of space/life/time. Combination of the words "fuck" and "waste" or "fucking waste".

Tom: You know Jack does nothing but sit on his ass all day and browse the internet!
James: Yeah, he's a total faste of space!

example 2:

Jack: Man browsing the internet all day is a total faste of time!

example 3:

Living in your parents' home past the age of 30 is a faste of life.

faste by Jay McCrapper January 6, 2006

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the fastest growing army

Greg, the fastest growing army on YouTube and the world, is lead by none other than Danny Gonzalez. Also, don't look this up again, this is the ONLY TIME.

Person 1: Hey, are you a part of Greg, the fastest growing army of all?

Person 2: Hell yeah! Of course.

the fastest growing army by gamer_124 December 29, 2018

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fastest growing army on youtube

did you mean: greg

Me: what is the fastest growing army on youtube?
Google: did you mean: greg

fastest growing army on youtube by emthenarwhal1 April 22, 2019

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Greg (Danny Gonzalez fan base)

Greg is widely known for being the fastest growing army on not just YouTube, but on the whole internet.

The fastest growing army on YouTube is Greg

The Fastest Growing Army On YouTube by Truly Greg Forever June 17, 2021

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greg is the fastest growing army

fastest growing army by yoashaly June 3, 2019

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Faite Williams

The BEST and most UNSTOPPABLE basketball player on the planet.

Did you see the PVAMU game last night, Faite Williams scored 500 points

Faite Williams by SomTingWongWitPussy April 19, 2020

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Fastest growing army on the internet

Greg. Clearly the best army to be conceived. Brilliantly named for a strong army. Logang and Jake paulers shake when they hear this name. Greg has recently made an alliance with the little stinkers. The genius leader Danny also insists you not to look up the fastest growing army on the internet.

Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet, don’t look that up.

Fastest growing army on the internet by GregoryGonzales February 8, 2020

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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