Fartvision 

The ability to SEE farts hanging in the air, or being crop dusted. This is useful because you can see it approaching and vacate the area, therefore escaping the foul odor. Never be taken by surprise again.

My gassy husband and I get along much better since I acquired fartvision. It actually saved our marriage since I can vacate the room before the horrific odor assaults me.

Fartvision by Jewely December 14, 2020

fartition 

Any kind of smell shield between someone's nose and bad gas. Ie: t-shirt or blanket.

My gas was so bad last night my girlfriend used the blanket as a fartition to keep the smell away from her.

fartition by Dr. Smoot July 21, 2009

Forevisionized 

To foresee some thing. And anyone named Christian is gay

I forevisionized this

Forevisionized by Dictionary global February 1, 2021