Fartvision

The ability to SEE farts hanging in the air, or being crop dusted. This is useful because you can see it approaching and vacate the area, therefore escaping the foul odor. Never be taken by surprise again.

My gassy husband and I get along much better since I acquired fartvision. It actually saved our marriage since I can vacate the room before the horrific odor assaults me.

Fartvision by Jewely December 14, 2020

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fartition

Any kind of smell shield between someone's nose and bad gas. Ie: t-shirt or blanket.

My gas was so bad last night my girlfriend used the blanket as a fartition to keep the smell away from her.

fartition by Dr. Smoot July 21, 2009

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Related Words

Fartvision • fartition • Forevisionized

Forevisionized

To foresee some thing. And anyone named Christian is gay

I forevisionized this

Forevisionized by Dictionary global February 1, 2021

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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