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Fartfinagle 

When put in a situation where one must release intestinal gas in a group surrounding, said person makes a fake fart noise with the hand on the mouth just as the fart is released. The trickery comes in all the people around you thinking the fart was fake, while in actuality there was a dual fart noise they could not pick up on.
"When Steve pulled a fartfinagle on the girls, it was so believable that they thought he made it smell so bad using his hand."
Fartfinagle by Jeff Greenberg October 17, 2003
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Fartingle 

Fartingle is when you do a fart, and it makes your butt cheeks vibrate to the extent that it causes them to tingle.
Jamie : Oh sheet!

Kristin: What ?!

Jamie : I just fartingled !
Fartingle by Finsio August 20, 2009

Fartfinger 

Non-ficticious underworld crimeboss who is widely regarded as being the stencil for the majority of "movie baddies".

Born with a hole in his face and a spur on his elbow, Fartfinger rose steadily through the ranks of "local hardmen" whilst still at kindergarten in Vienna. It was here that he had his first brush with the law following an incident with a nun, a Bolivian monkey and an umbrella.

At age 9, in the beautiful city of Belfast, he was finally arrested - on charges of stealing Antwerp - but got away scot-free as a result of eating many people involved in the case, including the judge, the prosecutor, twenty-seven kittens, the jury and his own mother.

Following an awful incident where he saw the film 'Bad Eggs' Fartfinger decided to travel to Australia to kill several awful actors and writers. Sadly it was during a train journey across australia to sydney in his search for these silver-screen villains that he fell ill with 'poisoned face' and he is now buried, albeit still alive, somewhere in the Nullabor along with what is rumoured to be EVERYTHING to do with the film 'Bad Eggs'.

What an awful film the 'Bad Eggs' are.
Man: What time is it please?
Dog: Fartfinger
Fartfinger by James Gilbertsen February 1, 2004

Farfinugle 

The act of someone acting very dumb.
Kade, stop being such a farfinugle!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026