2 definitions by merriquitecontrary

fartland

an imaginary land where the inhabitants are mobilizied by fart flight.

"man, i was in fartland last night... those little shitters were flying all over the place! propelled by their own ass gass!"

"No way?!"

the heaven (and sometimes hell) of farts. where they come from and go back to after the stork delivers them into your colon and out your ass.

"The poor little fart escaped my asshole to return to fartland where he could be back with his family. "