farting

no matter how old u get it will always be funny

Ew yo a dog farting is the worst

by vin3434343 March 1, 2007

fart

shit-flavored air. one of the most noxious is the fried chicken fart.

after we ate mrs winners fried chicken, the whole car was fart tainted!

by da trick biatch November 29, 2005

Fart

A smelly gas that comes out of your butt.

The Logan Paul farted and everyone died standing 600 feet within him.

by LOLOLFACE>COMMMMM February 9, 2018

fart-by

an action by a rude person who walks by another person that is sitting down & knowingly/consciously emits a gaseous odor from his/her anus;
as opposed to a drive-by where the assailant fires a gun loaded with bullets, the fart-by assailant fires his/her ass full of gas

WTF, was I just a victim of a fart-by?

by zoomx3 February 13, 2009

Farting

1) An alarm clock.

2) A prank

3) A game

4) Entertainment

1) Farting in someone's mouth (bear-assed) to wake them up.

2) Farting stinky ones in a car full of people...when you have control of window locks.

3) As a game. "Who can fart the loudest?"

4) Inflaming a fart with a lighter; farting on your parents; farting on your girlfriend; etc.

by buzzkill26 March 19, 2009

Farting

Like burping but with your ass muscles.

I had a pork schnitzel that had me farting until the bar was cleared out.

by Iris Long August 31, 2014

Fartful

That which is abrubtly and sensibly expressed artfully. It is most probably full of hot air but is also actual. Sometimes, it stinks to hear it but it spells relief in colourful ways and usually leaves you with a wincing smile.

"Pepe Le Prince is legendary because of his fartful wisdom, his salt and pepper cape and his his very honourable accent."

by Sillyloquy December 15, 2009