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chode fart 

When someone runs out of chode gold their chode creates a farting noise and the gas that comes out smells like a grogan.
After jacking off for a week, the guy could no longer produce chode gold and emitted a long, loud chode fart coming from his chode hole.
chode fart by Chodes Anonymous January 9, 2009

Fartichoke 

When a person chokes so hard that they fart.
I choked on the pinto bean spread which caused a doubly horrible fartichoke.
Fartichoke by QBeezley July 16, 2008

Fartichoke 

The act of farting into a space-heater, and causing a room's inhabitants to choke on the very air around them. The space-heater actually increases the parameter, and over all foul smell of the fart.
She bent right over infront of the space heater and hit me with a fartichoke!
Fartichoke by Sloane M November 26, 2017

Fresno fartichoke 

When getting a blow job the man chokes the woman until she can't breathe. The man farts then releases the choke hold so the woman must inhale the fart.
I was getting a blowjob when I gave my girl a Fresno fartichoke.
Fresno fartichoke by Scuba Jim November 16, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026