Fart Paste

the stuff you clean off your underwear after an uh-oh fart

my god he farted and got his fart paste all over his pants

by kile miner March 24, 2006

Fart Paste

The splattered oily residue left behind after a moist fart, often occuring after a very loose shit. This leads to Chad and might smear further until reaching the Taint or Gooch. Itching and burning may follow soon after, and even sooner after that, a skid mark will occur.

Girl: Dude, my taint is itching like MAD!

Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?

Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!

Girl2: *Dies*

by The Moon Truther Furry October 23, 2019

shit fart ass paste

a shit made into paste then farted on

also known ass sfap

you smell like a shit fart ass paste
or
you smell lika sfap

by crazy_fagot_on_the_internet February 13, 2018

I'm the legendary fartmaster

Sans' possibly secret secret code word or his secret secret triple-secret codeword. It's undecided.

Bruhhh, I'm too lazy to right anything so...yeah.
I'm the legendary fartmaster.

by personwholikesstuff July 13, 2020

Fartmaster

A creater of immensely powerful farts, ranging from either sheer loudness or deathly odour.

Holy shit dude, you're the fartmaster......you could cut that fart with a chair leg.

by johnny.mc August 28, 2009

fartpaste

To give someone's pokemon obscene or otherwise undesirable nicknames when he or she isn't watching.
From a series of incidents in which pokemon were renamed "fartpaste"

I left my gameboy at Steve's and he fartpasted my silver version something feirce.

by Sheauwn September 29, 2007

fatpaste

Big dick mothafucker who is sweet and loves kittens, he'll blow anyone for the right price.

She's such a slutty FatPaste!

by FatPaste Jr. November 28, 2013