Definitions by johnny.mc

Fartmaster 

A creater of immensely powerful farts, ranging from either sheer loudness or deathly odour.

Holy shit dude, you're the fartmaster......you could cut that fart with a chair leg.

Fartmaster by johnny.mc August 28, 2009

facially challenged 

Brute ugly, minger, gimp like munter

'He's so facially challenged he must be a Celtic Supporter.'

facially challenged by Johnny.Mc October 6, 2007