Fart Alarm
The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.
Fart Alarm by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012
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Fart alarm
When you think you have to shit, but only fart into the bowl when you try to do so.
When you go to change your baby's dirty diaper (because it smells like shit) and find it empty.
When you go to change your baby's dirty diaper (because it smells like shit) and find it empty.
Dave: 30 minutes wasted due to a fart alarm.
Melissa: dammit Dave that's the 4th time today. eat a burrito and shit already.
Mom: change your sons diaper. He smells like shit!
Dad: Fart Alarm... Diaper is empty. You were right Honey; he is my son!
Melissa: dammit Dave that's the 4th time today. eat a burrito and shit already.
Mom: change your sons diaper. He smells like shit!
Dad: Fart Alarm... Diaper is empty. You were right Honey; he is my son!
Fart alarm by Pelt hater January 11, 2012
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fart alarm
a fart alarm is described as person who is small in height and will typically be the first one to smell a fart because they are in closer proximity to someone's buttocks
fart alarm by Holdav May 5, 2021
False Alarm Fart
When someone farts and believes that he or she may have to themselves,then goes to check and it turns out it was nothing but gas
"dude,i was talkin to this girl and i slid one out and though i crapped a little, but it was just a false alarm fart
False Alarm Fart by jobforadonnell June 1, 2010
farmalarma
When someone has a lot of zits on there face and their breathe smells like shit and when they stink no matter what.
Like this girl names cherie at my school, she bugs tha shit out of me and she has farmalarma badly.....
Example: "damn you have bad farmalarma, go takecare of that dude!"
Example: "damn you have bad farmalarma, go takecare of that dude!"
farmalarma by Audrizzle November 12, 2007
Fartalarm
Fartalarm by chanceymadskillz March 23, 2019
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