Farm Boy

A guy who knows how to and truly desires to tend a ladies garden, hopefully someone who also cares for her as Buttercup's Wesley cared for Buttercup.

I asked my Farm Boy to tend my garden to which he replied "as you wish" (which we all know really means "I love you".

by Diana DeMilo August 29, 2017

farm boy

n. Pejorative - unsophisticated or uneducated person, simpleton.

"Farm boy over there couldn't think his way out of a wet paper bag."

by Mr. Pixel August 28, 2009

farm boy

farm boy is some one who lives on a farm and breeds chickens for a bit of money

farm boy :hey daniel can we go on the trampoline

or

farm boy: hey can i have that shed to store me chickens in it?

by specane May 9, 2006

farm boy

it's actualy called Doing the farm boy...
this is the act of pinching one nostrile closed and blowing wads of goo out the other and all over the floor.

"I hate my ex-wife so much,I did a farm boy all over her pillow".
(Great Idea? Rite guys?)

by mavros April 29, 2006

farm boy

boy who smells like crap

man, he stinks, he must be a farm boy

by Bob Marsters June 4, 2003

Farm-Boy

Someone who lives on a farm that enjoys making love to the assorted animals on the farm.

Instead of calling someone a pigfucker, use the term farm-boy.

Used in a sentence:
"John, you are a pigfucker."
or
"John, you are a farm-boy"

by Darkness Falls February 24, 2003

Virginia Farm Boy

A member of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA).

He says he works construction but he is always traveling to weird parts of the world.... I think he is actually a Virginia farm boy.

...or from the movie Mission Impossible:

Ethan Hunt: Boot it up and anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes you'll have Virginia farm boys hopping around you like jackrabbits.

by RedBeard53 February 12, 2010