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Farm Boy 

A guy who knows how to and truly desires to tend a ladies garden, hopefully someone who also cares for her as Buttercup's Wesley cared for Buttercup.
I asked my Farm Boy to tend my garden to which he replied "as you wish" (which we all know really means "I love you".
Farm Boy by Diana DeMilo August 29, 2017
Words you can keep

farm boy 

n. Pejorative - unsophisticated or uneducated person, simpleton.
"Farm boy over there couldn't think his way out of a wet paper bag."
farm boy by Mr. Pixel August 28, 2009

farm boy 

farm boy is some one who lives on a farm and breeds chickens for a bit of money
farm boy :hey daniel can we go on the trampoline

or

farm boy: hey can i have that shed to store me chickens in it?
farm boy by specane May 9, 2006

farm boy 

it's actualy called Doing the farm boy...
this is the act of pinching one nostrile closed and blowing wads of goo out the other and all over the floor.
"I hate my ex-wife so much,I did a farm boy all over her pillow".
(Great Idea? Rite guys?)
farm boy by mavros April 29, 2006

farm boy 

boy who smells like crap
man, he stinks, he must be a farm boy
farm boy by Bob Marsters June 4, 2003

Farm-Boy 

Someone who lives on a farm that enjoys making love to the assorted animals on the farm.
Instead of calling someone a pigfucker, use the term farm-boy.

Used in a sentence:
"John, you are a pigfucker."
or
"John, you are a farm-boy"
Farm-Boy by Darkness Falls February 24, 2003

Virginia Farm Boy

A member of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA).
He says he works construction but he is always traveling to weird parts of the world.... I think he is actually a Virginia farm boy.

...or from the movie Mission Impossible:

Ethan Hunt: Boot it up and anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes you'll have Virginia farm boys hopping around you like jackrabbits.
Virginia Farm Boy by RedBeard53 February 12, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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