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Mrs Farlie

Mrs Farlie is the depute head of a catholic school, known to be the whore of Mr Phee, she sits in his office a lot, moaning for his 'holey blessing'. If seen, do not confront and instead ignore the loud moans on behalf of your sanitu.
There's that Mrs Farlie, moaning her fucking head off again...
Mrs Farlie by Dr Anonycunt March 13, 2019

taissa farmiga 

Literal angel of a human being. She is most commonly known for her roles on American Horror Story as Violet Harmon, Zoe benson, and Sophie Green. She has also starred in The Nun, Final Girls, The Bling Ring, and more. She is also the sister of Vera Farmiga.
person 1: did you see the new ahs10 news??
person 2: yeahhh! i hope taissa farmigas in it.

fartigan 

"Greg's been farting all night, I could almost knit a fartigan out of his toots."
fartigan by stinkysweaterman2 April 4, 2010
Farts that are so pervasive, they compel jumping out of a window.
Chris gave me a serious case of fartigo after his lunch at Taco Bell.
Fartigo by Chad-zilla May 5, 2011
The act of creeping on young females who are 2 or more grades below you. Farling is a gerund of the term FARL which defines a male who exemplifies a complete creepy, selfish, douche. To spot someone Farling they typically sport faux hawks, bro shades, and nasty facial hair. Farlers have a tendency to crash parties, carry 30 packs, wear snapback head accessories and brainwash innocent freshmen. Farlers for whatever reason seem to be bred in LAX bro environments. This usually leads to them earning several restaining orders from the women they Farl. (also known as Farlees)
"Blake was Farling so hard on that sophomore at the party tonight."

"Bro, did you see Kevin hooking up with that chick last night? She was like 13 years old. WHAT A FARL!"
Farling by The FarlMaster March 10, 2012

farliked 

The act of being reprimanded for doing your job.
Dude, I got farliked for helping a student during their lunch period.
farliked by Raider Way! November 14, 2013