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verb: to use a lot of words to say nothing at all, especially when you're trying to hide your ignorance on a topic

noun: one who regularly uses a lot of words to say nothing at all

etymology: talking out of your ass but stinking at it like a fart
Josh thought he could farkass his way through his presentation, but his professor immediately called him out on being unprepared.

I hate when that farkass calls a meeting: he just talks in circles for two hours.
farkass by Lavender Ale May 10, 2011
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The fat face stinky fucktard that rejects your urban dictionary entry because he envies your awesomeness.
oh man, that fartass rejected my shit again!
Fartass by spiderguy February 16, 2015
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Just a random insult. Combining "Fart" and "Ass." Or accusing one of passing too much anal gas. Not an insult to be taken to heart, however. Fun times.
"Hey, John, how about you stop farting, you fartass."
fartass by Troy McGrath July 31, 2003
Putting your butt-hole on a dolphins blow-hole
Did you just fartass that dolphin?
fartass by awesome darkness March 23, 2009
Farkas is a Hungarian surname, unfortunate enough to sound like 'Fuckass' or 'Fartass' when pronounced quickly; this surname is commonly subjected to humorous payouts, especially by school students.
Tom: Hey Fuckass.
Nicholas Farkas: Hey Tom.
Farkas by The Surname Guy October 7, 2013

Andre Farkas 

Sexy ass mixed person who can beat any person's ass who's name is "Didrik"
"Omg he looks so hot, I bet his name is Andre Farkas" - Every woman ever
Andre Farkas by RickOwensTee June 29, 2022

Fartass around

Waste time doing something pointless and unproductive. Usual meant as a negetive
A: What are you going to do on your holiday break?
B: I dunno, probably just fartass around all day.
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"Teens today have no drive. They just fartass around"
Fartass around by FrozenEternity October 10, 2015
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Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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