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fapped out 

Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit
"What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages."

"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."
fapped out by jake5443 December 31, 2007
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Fapped out 

When a man has masturbated all day to a point where their genitals hurt and they can't busy anymore nuts.
"I was fapped out by the time I busted my 9th nut."
Fapped out by James DeLarge May 14, 2014

flapped out 

to be nakered after lots of sexytime
1st guy "how was ur night?"
2nd guy "mate, i am flapped out!"
flapped out by BARVO;) October 16, 2008

flapped the hell out 

When your super car is in top gear.
“How’d you loose your liceance?”
“I was flapped the hell out when I saw the rollers!”

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026