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The insatiable urge or need for sexual release through the means of masturbation. Can be so debilitating that sufferers are unable to do any of their normal daily functions.
"Why did he call out sick today?"

"He said he was having a nasty Fabiduous attack and was unable to leave his house."

"Fapiduous?"

"Yeah, apparently its serious."
by Nevineir August 10, 2014
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.
People said rest in power for the unarmed man had been shot by the police.
by FooBarBiz October 12, 2017
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