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When a female is attractive enough to cause a wish for spontaneous fapping to males who notice the female.

When a female manages to raise her overall looks ratings, by make up, clothing options and other means, to a degree where most males would feel the spontaneous need to fap when they see her.
- Hey check this babe I know on Facebook. She is so fapable....
- Hang on I am getting the tissues

-Hi Barbara, I never thought you could look so fapable,
but you really went overboard with your make up today.
fapable by hop hop hop hop September 18, 2013
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A distinct compound word conjoining the words "fap" and "able". Literally, this means: "possible to masturbate to". This elegant adjective is used to describe a sexy babe to which it is quite possible to find yourself ejaculating explosively to. She must be at least a 7/10. Have some self respect; masturbation is a art, not sexual a whim.
" Hey Ron! Check out this babe, she's totally fapable!"
" That bitch is one fapable hoe... Mmm-Mmmm."
"Scarlett Johansson is MORE than fapable! Totally would-fap."
"Fapable."
Fapable by The Mayng March 16, 2014
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fappable 

Something that is sexually desirable, or deemed high enough quality that it can be used for masturbation purposes.
Man, that picture is really fappable.
fappable by L.K Winters September 7, 2008
Word of the Day on September 18, 2016
Someone who is clearly able to be a fag, but yet denies it.

Someone who has acquired the ability to become or be called a fag.

Someone who may even be metro sexual but has taken it too far, they are now fagable.
"Pete - Why is Jordan talking about penis all the time?

Brian - I do not know, why is he talking about your sweet ass on facebook?

Pete - Good question...

Brian - He must be fagable"
Fagable by BrianJoeysDad December 29, 2008

Fappable 

Something that one is able to masturbate to.
Aubrey is totes fappable.
Fappable by Akiratimo January 5, 2014

Fappable 

Person 1 : Hey dood did you just see that chick walking down the street?

Person 2: Yeah I didn't really like her face but that shit is totally Fappable
Fappable by freakichashew August 22, 2008

fappable 

(adjective)something or someone that has the ability to turn someone on to the point of masturbation or to give the person the idea of masturbation.
"Dude...that chicks tits were so fappable.
fappable by 1337|300 March 22, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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B)
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A)
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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