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the sound one makes when masturbating himself to extascy

damn, im gonna have a fap session rite now with this porn

fap fap fap by SAN JOSE STATE April 27, 2003

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fap fap fap

Is what you do when your parents arent home. If they are, that may be dangerous. It means masturbation in case you didn't know. Its also a funny way to say it.

(no parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*

(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
You: FFFFUUUUUU...

fap fap fap by Chullage February 1, 2009

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fap fap fap

A comment issued by a person in response to another party excessively talking about or exhorting the benefits of anything; but especially something which doesn't really merit it.

It implies excessive masturbation over the continually mentioned topic.

Person 1: And then I get +2 to AC and D4 hit die, plus I get a bonus to my will and fortitude saves once per day, and I also get an extra feat every 6th level.... *etc*

Person 2: fap fap fap. stfu.

fap fap fap by s3ph October 29, 2007

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fappity fap fap

To masturbate extremely fast. This term can only be used with a male. Female term would be "schlickity schlick schlick."

Maurice, what is your favorite activity?

Why, of course, fappity fap fapping!

fappity fap fap by Mikere November 22, 2013

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fap fap

an onomatopoeia for the sound of jacking off or masturbation

I was walking past my brothers room and heard porn moans and fap fap.

fap fap by yayaluvshearts August 24, 2008

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No Fap 2021

During No Fap 2021, all male and female shall not masturbate, or "fap".

"Did thou fail No Fap 2021?"
"Those who fail No Fap 2021 shall fail in life."

No Fap 2021 by ThouShallContinue^ December 2, 2020

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not my proudest fap

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video

Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap

not my proudest fap by Dubiks April 25, 2019

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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