Fanxiety

The stress you feel when your favorite fandom crushes all your hopes and dreams.

I had such bad fanxiety after George R.R. Martin offed my favorite character that I couldn't sleep for a week.

by Rydetector June 18, 2016

Franxiety

Franxiety is defined as the lack of one's boyfriend/girlfriend in any nerve-racking and anxious situation. This often leads to tears and to phone calls to one's boyfriend/girlfriend.

Franxiety is very common in many relationships and a close friend/friends can help calm this condition with consoling words and may also stand in place of one's boyfriend/girlfriend, if they are not present or if the franxiety is being caused by the boyfriend/girlfriend.

I get really bad franxiety when I really want Starbuck's but I do not have transportation.

by Mrthin Messi January 11, 2021

fangxiety

What Clarita Haast experienced whenever her famous snake-milker husband, Bill, worked with all of his scaly slithery predator-reptiles.

It's amazing how cool-nerved Bill Haast seemed to be while working around all of those lethal snakes; most people would have been beside themselves with fangxiety!

by QuacksO February 11, 2023

Funxiety

Having a bout of anxiety before one knows they are about to have fun.

Husband: "Nina has been so exited about hosting her girls only dinner party Friday night, she has been all over the place with everything lately!"

Friend: "She is having a bad/or good case of funxiety. She'll be right as rain once the girls come over."

by badback9 July 17, 2025