Fanxiety 

The stress you feel when your favorite fandom crushes all your hopes and dreams.

I had such bad fanxiety after George R.R. Martin offed my favorite character that I couldn't sleep for a week.

Fanxiety by Rydetector June 18, 2016

Franxiety 

Franxiety is defined as the lack of one's boyfriend/girlfriend in any nerve-racking and anxious situation. This often leads to tears and to phone calls to one's boyfriend/girlfriend.

Franxiety is very common in many relationships and a close friend/friends can help calm this condition with consoling words and may also stand in place of one's boyfriend/girlfriend, if they are not present or if the franxiety is being caused by the boyfriend/girlfriend.

I get really bad franxiety when I really want Starbuck's but I do not have transportation.

Franxiety by Mrthin Messi January 11, 2021

fangxiety 

What Clarita Haast experienced whenever her famous snake-milker husband, Bill, worked with all of his scaly slithery predator-reptiles.

It's amazing how cool-nerved Bill Haast seemed to be while working around all of those lethal snakes; most people would have been beside themselves with fangxiety!

fangxiety by QuacksO February 11, 2023

Funxiety 

Having a bout of anxiety before one knows they are about to have fun.

Husband: "Nina has been so exited about hosting her girls only dinner party Friday night, she has been all over the place with everything lately!"

Friend: "She is having a bad/or good case of funxiety. She'll be right as rain once the girls come over."

Funxiety by badback9 July 17, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004