fantom
A wanna-be hipster of a man who sits in starbucks drinking sugar free skinny lattes writing docker-compose files thinking he's super cool instead of doing actual work.
fantom by DuchessOfLancaster May 27, 2023
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fantom
When a guy looks so hot, in online dating walking in a bar, but always with a hat on. Once you meet him in person or go to find him in the bar, hats off, no hot guy, he went fantom.
Kris with a K was so hot, until he took his hat off and went fantom I couldn’t even fuck him in the dark.
fantom by Boo boo and the sheriff April 22, 2018
Fantom Poo
a poo which you do but you dont feel it come out, you just hear the slash, you then look in the toilet and it isnt there.
Fantom Poo by Tizmo January 14, 2008
fantom tax
When a man nuts but no nut comes out. It is believed a fantom slurped up all the nut before the nut could come out, collecting its tax.
Sticking out your gyat with the rizzler. You're so skibidi, you're so fantom tax. I just want to be your sigma...
fantom tax by spaceistasty October 9, 2023
Fantom of the Opera
Fantom of the Opera is a very powerful drink made from a combination of 40% Mellow Yellow, 10% Orange Fanta, and 50% 100 proof vodka. However more vodka can be added depending on how much of a real man you are.
Tool: "Did you just put orange Fanta in your King Size cup of Mellow Yellow??"
Real Man: "Yeah dip shit. I'm gonna see the Fantom of the Opera tonight!"
Tool: "You're so cool. Can I blow you?"
Real Man: "You're a fag, why do I hang out with you? Go drink some black gold you homo.
Real Man: "Yeah dip shit. I'm gonna see the Fantom of the Opera tonight!"
Tool: "You're so cool. Can I blow you?"
Real Man: "You're a fag, why do I hang out with you? Go drink some black gold you homo.
Fantom of the Opera by Funky_G November 22, 2009
Fantom Poo
A poo which you do that you dont feel come out, you don't have to wipe and it flushes itself. You just hear the splash.
Fantom Poo by Zute Zute October 11, 2009
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