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fantagonist

An immature, small-minded, pathetic creature that becomes a facebook "fan" of someone just so they can spew hateful rhetoric about them and insult the true fans.
"In between welfare checks, the fantagonist made hundreds of posts to a prominent conservative's page."

Fantastistical 

1. The state of having many mad skillz.
2. Beyond fantastic
3. Good beyond belief, unreal
Statement that works in conjunction with the example:
*Anna has many great skillz*

Doug: Anna, you are a fantastistical person, and the best companion anybody could ask for.

Fantablistic 

Simply When You Are Far To Good To Be Fantastic And Fabulous
My God Your Fantablistic
Fantablistic by Reuben Bateson January 22, 2009

Fantastistache 

A mustache so utterly fantastic it goes beyond the normal definition of mustache. Only the manliest of me can grow the fantastistache due to its near mythical nature and legendary reverence. A fantastistache denotes great strength, bravery, and warrior status.

Undeniable in its allure, women swoon in its sight and long to be nuzzled by its powerful yet gentle caress.

As it grows the universe trembles for the fantastistache attracts pure power incarnate. He who controls the fantastistache controls the Universe and all within its realm.

Notable fantastistaches include Asterix the Viking, Tom Sellek, and Mario.
Hey, man, nice fantastistache!
Fantastistache by marchhare28 March 10, 2010

fantasist 

A person who fails to grasp the difference between reality and what they imagine to be true in their own mind.

Like Spurs fans that never actually go to games but think their opinion about football is relevant.
Lee supports Spurs and thinks they are better than Leicester. Lee is a fantasist.
fantasist by Wilkohatesfootball June 24, 2016

Peado fantasist 

A term to describe someone who fantasises pedophilia without any credible evidence to support their fantasies. It's almost like they want pedophilia to have happened; even when all evidence suggest otherwise.
Stop being such a peado fantasist. It's disgusting.
Peado fantasist by commonsense_ February 26, 2022
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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